This is a new release today and it looks pretty funny! I haven’t read it yet but the blurb had me intrigued!
You can check it out automatically on your local amazon here.
The blurb
Meet twenty-eight year old
Ellen James. A sarcastic, feisty, foul-mouthed ER Nurse. She is snarky, sassy,
and sometimes crudely inappropriate. After a terrible breakup with her fiancé,
Ellen has promised herself that she will never make the mistake of falling for
another man again… and physicians, well she’s more than written them off.Once she meets sexy Trauma Surgeon, Dr. Trent
Hamilton, this promise is unbelievably hard to keep. This
too-hot-for-Ellen’s-own-good man is undeniably sexy and down-right
irresistible. He leaves her breathless, speechless, and irritatingly turned on.
He makes her fantasize about him in all kinds of dirty, inappropriate ways.With the help of her obnoxious, and often times
hilarious best friend Amy, Ellen will find herself in several crazy,
embarrassing situations.This is a story of friendship, love and how one
very sarcastic woman can find the strength to pick up the pieces after having
her heart broken.
In her first novel, N.A. Alcorn provides
interesting takes on the word vagina, while giving you a reason to re-think
your next visit to the Emergency Room. This book is bound to make you laugh,
smile, and provide you with enough sarcasm to choke your grandmother. No, N.A.
doesn’t want anything bad to happen to your Grandma Ruth, but she does want you
to strongly consider re-naming your vibrator after a guy who’s at the top of
your spank bank rotation. Be prepared for dripping juice-boxes, awkward pelvic
thrusting, and a little suspense to keep your snatch on edge.
Warning: This novel contains explicit sex,
profanity and far too much vaginal humor. This novel is not meant for
anti-fornicators, up-tight prudes, or virgins who refuse to go to Pound Town.
Watch the trailer
About The Author
N.A. Alcorn is a wife, mother, labor and delivery nurse, writer,
and blogger. She lives in Cincinnati with her husband and three-year-old son,
Sid. In her spare time she enjoys reading, writing, running, and having
inappropriate conversations with her blog besties. She also has a serious
addiction to music and her all-time favorite band is Incubus. Her ability to
eat an ungodly amount of Reese’s Cups in a fifteen minute time frame would
quite literally blow your mind.
